“The Even Stevens star” is maybe some of the funniest shade I have ever read

The first toy I ever bought for myself with my allowance was GoGo My Walkin’ Pup—It was this white fluffy dog that had a leash with a button that you could push to make her walk forward and backwards. I wish I still had her, I would walk her around our circle driveway until her batteries ran out. I think it worried my…

I’ll translate: If people stop having babies we wont have enough worker drones to prop up this barbarically exploitive capitalist system so that I can keep making money without doing any work myself while my downline starves.”  No offense but I fucking hate this guy. 

I get very fixated on movies that I really love, and I remember so clearly seeing Waitress and then learning about Adrienne’s murder soon after.  I now rewatch it once a year and always end up googling her name to see if there have been any developments regarding her case or legacy.  When this documentary popped up on…

This Is the first article I’ve seen that has acknowledged this tension between them—it was so strong that during the changing scene I said out loud “thats his MOM right” because even though she had specifically mentioned that he was her son, their chemistry said otherwise. thank you for this, I thought I was just…

Whenever I see sets like this from formerly-great comedians who refuse to evolve with the times and engage in current culture, I always end up taking a look at myself too. Approaching middle age (38) means that a large portion of pop and current isn’t intended for people in my age group anymore, and its so easy to…

Omg leave Susan Sarandon alone. I can’t imagine feeling obligated to “find love” in my mid 70s after a decades long marriage, in a situation where I have enough health, friends, and money to do whatever tf I want for the rest of my life. Surely she has real shit going on that is fulfilling, why would you ever date…

agreed, he is handsome and just looks nice.

THANK YOU if a woman can handle all of the stuff that comes with marrying someone for money then more power to her--until the wage gap is eliminated and sexism is dead I maintain that being a “gold digger” is a valuable skill set (one that I wish I had tbh).

remember when Gwenyth Paltrow was like “I like to drink my alkaline water with a squeeze of lemon to further detox my body.”  Be dumber, you willowy yellow-haired scam artist

oooooohhhhhhhhhhh....damn there actually is a loophole, who knew!

She was so lovely—I don’t know why (mountain water, extra care maybe), but the Folgers coffee she made was absolutely delicious, and the china cups that she served it in were so beautiful and delicate that morning coffee felt like a special occasion, every single day. Also, her wealth only came after she married, so…

When I came home for the summer after my freshman year of college, I got a summer job organizing the new home of an elderly woman who was a friend of the family. She was very wealthy, and had downsized from a large house to an...honestly still pretty big house, but there was an enormous basement full of old gowns,…

Well aren’t you the baddest chick in the whole 8th grade LOL

SO GOOD

whoa I forgot about acid rain, that shit was SO scary

I was an anxious kid, admittedly, but in the early 90s when we first started being taught about global warming, the hole in the ozone layer (remember chlorofluorocarbons?), and mass extinction, I spent a LOT of time doing math and making sure that I would be dead and gone before the world became uninhabitable for…

I tried to organize my books by color many years ago because I thought it was a cool new idea...but when you have a real collection of books, most of the spines end up being black, white, and brown, which ends up looking pretty unattractive. Anyone who has a true rainbow of books just has a bunch of fake-ass books, IMO

I thought that this show was going to be my new obsession, but the hosts have this extremely palpable star-fucker vibe that I found to be absolutely insufferable.  If it were all normal people I think I would really enjoy it, but the celeb interactions are cringey at best, which is weird because it seems like they…

YES!! Literally the first example of movie hacking that came to mind haha