Damn a lot of people bending over backwards to protect finance bros in this comment section, I’m a little surprised and grossed out tbh.

Holy god I had never heard this rumour and just listened to I’m Real with new ears and that vocal track is so clearly Ashanti.  My mind is absolutely blown right now.  Also JLo has always been such a jack of all trades, master of none artist to me.  Like sort of a good actress?  Pretty good singer I guess?  Clothing…

Like, COLLUDED and stole from Mariah, that asshole fucked her over so badly.  

I was kind of “meh” towards Liam Hemsworth when I first read about them divorcing.  However, I have since seen “Isn’t It Romantic” and he is so hilarious and adorable, I can’t fathom leaving that dude in the dust for some guy who looks like Gordon Ramsey if he joined the WWE.

I definitely speak in different registers depending on whether I’m in a personal or professional setting, but this is so much more than that. She needs to get back on San Vicente, take it to the 10, then switch over to the 405 north and get dumped on out Mulholland where she BELONGS!

DUDE WHAT

Fun fun, I’m super psyched to be at the age where every other article I read just consists of my peers complaining baby-boomerishly about any pop culture or social media innovation that isn’t explicitly created for their interests, and THEN proceeding to write entire articles about how dumb and confusing and shallow…

I’m in the US and haven’t watched basic cable since I was a kid, yet knew who she was. So I figure that counts as semi-famous.

But if they hire a competent female management team how will I be able to gleefully witness their Hindenburg-esque descent into obscurity and bankruptcy? Keep everything as is, boys, youre doing great.

Theres literally no right move here for her. Yeah she’s a princess now (whatever tf that even means any more) but she was an actual semi-famous actress before Harry, its not like this is her first foray into the public eye.  What do people want from her, I don’t really understand. 

My husband and I have been waffling on the subject of kids vs. fun times and extra money for a couple of years now, and this article may have just made up my mind for me. Only one question remains: should we go to Thailand or Vietnam for our first big vacation?

Men in non-drag (although of course I fucking love drag too) outfits that involve dresses, heels, and other traditionally femme fashion accessories are my goddamn favorite thing ever and bring me so much joy.  Like, PLEASE do not hesitate to werk boys, my sad little half-dead serotonin receptors absolutely jump for…

Every now and then I remember that they spelled Brent “Brint” in this movie and just die laughing.  Such a tiny but excellent joke. 

Ok YES this was the first thing I thought of when I read the synopsis!!

This has heavy Lisa Nowak vibes

NUBILES *vomits uncontrollably until death*

it reminds me of that episode of 30 Rock where Jon Hamm’s character marinated salmon in orange gatorade, but he was so hot that no one wanted to tell him it was disgusting

I can’t believe that the guy who opened a 3 story honky tonk in Nashville with an entire section dedicated to housing a neon sign with letters 8 feet high that spell out the phrase “Cadillac Pussy” (yeah, i went, so what who cares) is a shitty dickhead. It just doesn’t add up.

Was anyone else hoping that all of the witchy visions that Bonnie kept getting from her mom would end up being something a little cooler than what was unmistakably just “a bunch of fucking headlights”?

I agree with this for sure—I actually IMMEDIATELY turned to my husband and said “I would give her to Morgan Freeman and never turn back,” and I stand by it. What’s interesting though, is that his mother is a lot like the mother in the movie, and he was extremely torn, like still thinking about it. I guess after…