I am a similar person to you and post screenshots of article headlines that reference the number 69 with the caption “noice” to my instagram every single chance i get....so, same.

One of my very favorite things is when institutions have to make very formal, serious apologies about things like plane vapor sky dongs

I read somewhere that he looks like the human embodiment of “meat sweats after a whiskey hangover bbq binge” and it has never left me. Also—imma add Jason Momoa to that excellent list.

Every one of JLo’s relationships come across to me as impeccably branded, multi-million dollar mergers and I fucking love her for it. She is so SPARKLY.

hahahaha who’s stupid now, dumbass

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I’m reading this years later as I watch this new Joan Didion documentary—and I second this opinion. I was never clear on the exact cause of Quintana’s death of course, but until this article it didn’t occur to me to mine for lurid details. We can frame it as “oh but why didn’t she want to bring awareness to…

Me: “Star Trek actor Anthony Rapp, who the hell is tha...*sees photo* OH Mark from Rent, ok got it”

I look back at all the times in my youth when I glazed over predatory behavior of my male “friends” so that the guys didn’t think I was a shrill feminist, and it makes me boil with rage at myself and them. I was definitely that girl who was “so cool, not like all the other girls.” I considered that other-ness to be a…

Maybe if you think that god the father almighty, maker of heaven and earth, creator of all things seen and unseen isn’t even on your side you should rethink your approach to literally everything?

Agreed—if I had the means to hire other people to do errands that I hate for me I’d probably handle it the same way. May as well get it right the first time, that’s less work for everyone.

Discovering Cole Sprouse for the first time as a 33 year old woman was so disorienting. Like...I remember that name from when I used to babysit my 8-year-old cousin in college...is he one of those little blond boys? Is he even legal? FUCK am I a sexual predator now??? This article really put my mind at ease.

There is a bar at the beach near my house called Surf Bar that is a dark dive with TVs on every wall playing silent retro surf footage on loop, and this movie gives me the same type of happy relaxed feeling that hanging out at that bar does. I will definitely give this a shot.

I wonder if, when they are old, Leo will grow tired of models and Kate will outlive her husband, and they will settle down together as late-in-life companions. This would make me reallllly happy.

I think that’s exactly it. Half of the “edgy” opinions I read are ones that I’ve heard so many times in so many different forms that the only thing I actually take offense to is the wasting of my time in reading them.

Is it possible to be simultaneously bored and irritated by an opinion? Because I need a name for this emotion. Marriage is declining because women make their own money, build their own lives, and give less and less of a shit with each passing year about the Kevins of the world and their mediocre penises.

I always believe these stories now. Because it’s way more likely that a rumor like that is true than not. I’m done with not believing women who actually have the guts to report sexual abuse, ESPECIALLY against someone so well-respected and liked.

Is it too much to ask to have one single male celebrity that I actually look up to NOT end up in some gross, predatory sex scandal? Bill Nye is still doing ok, and Tom Hanks is still wholesome, I guess I should just stick with them and keep my expectations low.

Hey no fair I love sprots