I was just trying to remember if Cameron Diaz was married earlier today (and if so, to whom). Ugh and I can relate to the passive aggressive reaction of People, because when my bf and I got engaged recently one of the first reactions I got was “congrats! I haven’t seen a new photo of you guys in so long, I thought…

Normally I’d be screaming ”what about Rihanna how does SHE feel?” but he’s so beneath her at this point that I bet she was just like “Chris brown...Chris brown...I feel like I know that name...eh whatevs moving on.”

Girl YES. I work for a business that provides contract-based services, and not only do people not read before signing, THEY DON’T LISTEN EITHER. Our receptionists literally read the sections about financial obligations OUT LOUD to customers before they sign, and a not-small number still throw a fucking tantrum when…

it made me so boundlessly happy, i understand your excess of emotion

i’d say that this kid is a real piece of shit but at least shit, like, fertilizes the soil and stuff...

I’ll just leave my all knowing judgement here

He is very likable but is a no-spine fair weather feminist, that’s the extent of my knowledge of his shittiness. So I’m personally wavering on your statement, but somehow completely on your side simultaneously because of that gif

I mean considering that they literally made an entire movie revolving around some dumbass dude being surprised over and over for six months that figure skating was hard and yet STILL being a dick about it (the classic 90s romcom The Cutting Edge) it doesn’t surprise me too much.

“Throuple”

Ok, Pierce Brosnan’s wife, where can I get that swimsuit. Girlfriend looks GOOD.

have you ever been to a marsh? they’re not really “closeable”

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He cheated by sending dick pics to teens. His last name is Weiner. He literally looks like a disney villain. Sashay away, girl.

It’s not an exact quote but I have absolutely read it elsewhere in various contexts. I’m not sure of the exact source though, so maybe “author unknown”? Hearing it for the first time was definitely a revelation for me, it’s a very elegant way to explain this particular situation.

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Sorry it’s not super comfortable, I know not getting your way every time is literally the worst form of oppression whites have ever encountered so maybe grab your binkie and take a nap to cope.

That might be a part of the dismantling of white privilege. And thats the part that most white people can’t wrap their heads around. No, when there is a more evenly distributed balance in power, we might NOT be able to do every single thing we want to, every single time. Equality can feel like oppession to the…

JOHN STAMOS?? He’s just...terribly important to America. No idea who that other dude is though.

Mazel to you and your partner! I’m approaching my first year too, and it’s been great. Like, easy, fun, ideal. Sometimes I get needlessly anxious, because I don’t understand (yet, hopefully ever) how people can go from a happy, compatible couple to divorced. But I did read an article that mentioned how many women…

Carrie is TOTALLY a shitty person. But like, not evil shitty. Just human shitty. Aiden was better than her, but he also wasn’t as fleshed out and realistically flawed as her. So essentially...we are all Carrie? I think about this all the time tbh.