I can't be the only woman who would be afraid of same sex bathrooms for safety reasons. Personally I would have no problem sharing a restroom with a trans woman, because she identifies as a woman. But sharing a restroom with straight men would make me really uncomfortable, especially as a former victim of sexual…

I’d like to speak up and say that the steve aoki video was so adorable and Celine’s improvised EDM remix was pretty impressive

Dude, YES. He constantly has a “I’m 6 hours into my hangover on a Tuesday morning” sheen about him

Sometimes when I’m sitting at my job and I think that I won’t actually survive one more second and the prospect of years and years of scraping and scrounging that MIGHT end with my SO and I eventually having a decent two week vacation but probably never actually retiring or sending kids to college or anything really…

Kay.

Johnny Depp is the middle-aged dude equivalent of a basic bitch. Be more of cliche, dude. I was so I love with him as a kid, and the irony that marrying a woman my age is the thing that grosses me out about him now really is pretty painful at times.

Wait...fall of Jennifer Lawrence? When did that happen?

Why do Jenny McCarthy’s opinions get so much attention? Seriously, why? Tons of people say stupid shit, why does she get press for it?

I don't see what the big deal is about a marriage not lasting forever. My parents have been together for decades, and from what I can tell can't fucking stand one another. But they talk about being in it for the long haul etc, like they've martyred themselves for the cause or something. Not my idea of the best way to…

I think I'm in love with you

I was literally about to try church again yesterday for the first time in years, and then this story broke and I was so disgusted that I just cancelled my plans. There is nothing American christians love more than pretending to be persecuted. Get a real cause for fucks sake.

I read some tucker max stories online around 2006 and remember having the same reaction I have to Ann coulter—not mad or offended, just so objectively convinced that this person was worthless and poisonous to the world that I wished I could personally slit his throat. Glad he’s turned his life around or whatever:/

Female what? Dog? Human? Starfish? Corpse flower? More specifics please.

Seriously, fucking EW

I've seen tons (line of work). It seriously is most women!

I was really interested in what my lady parts looked like from an early age for whatever reason, and I remember noticing that my minora were starting to grow past my majora right around puberty (I’m an outtie, duh). So the whole “more youthful look” thing is creepy as fuck to me, because my pussy hasn’t looked…

Rule of thumb for me in terms of a friend’s SO: if he is nice to you, nice to me, and nice to waiters, that's all that matters. I like him. But the friendship btw myself and the SO is also completely conditional—if he fucks my friend over, FUCK THAT GUY BYE FELICIA. Not too complicated.

I don’t know what I’m gonna do if my future kids aren’t late blooming nerds like I was, I am not equipped for this shit

I wish this made any sense at all as a conspiracy, because I actually love the fear implied.

THANK. YOU. This job is objectively awesome-bring Netflix and some snacks for the 90% of the time that you are paid to do literally nothing. You could even get a little workout in.