Whoa. I've never heard of him. Have mercy.

Years ago one of my friends advised me to grow out my brows—it was the single most important cosmetic change I have ever made, but her standout guideline of “you don’t want Billy Zane chola brows either” still makes me laugh

I think Big was the most toxic ever—she tiptoes around him like they are in the first week of dating their ENTIRE relationship, as if she’s afraid that he will bail at any moment (which he does). But she puts up with his shit too, so i dont know. I think about this way more than I should on a very regular basis.

There is a Michael Showalter stand up clip called The Apartment. In it, he describes finding his entries in his high school literary magazine (of which he was the editor also), and imitates his teenage self screaming “IM A WRITER! YEESSSSSSSS!” after each angsty sentence.I think of Jonathan Franzen every time I listen…

Oh goddamn it this is so gross

Before I calmed down, re-read, and determined via context clues that it was probably correct, I thought that this was a hellish nightmare headline with “definitely” misspelled in the worst way and was about to go on a murderous rampage

My mom did this in front of me a couple of times. That was my first period talk, not unlike this article. I also remember her yelling to my brothers “could one of you guys bring me a tampon?” from the bathroom when she didn't have one. I don't know if she was making a point or not intentionally, but neither of my…

I’m moving in with the love of my life in a couple of months and my grandmother actually brought up the old “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free” adage. And I was just like, damn how lucky am I to be with someone who really just wants to be with me. There’s no shitty transactional purity…

I believe that traditionally when someone refuses to do their job, they are fired and replaced with someone who will. Is there some reason that this situation is exceptional?

This is a done-to-death joke but I'm not joking—Justin Beiber would fucking clean up as a lesbian

I’m a geek and not familiar with kinja terms so when I read “as a grey” I immediately thought:

Jen is my engagement/marriage role model. Just because culture tells you it has to be the biggest, fanciest, most expensive deal of your life doesn’t mean it’s true. If everyone else wants to gawk that’s fine, but just be cool in the fact that you finally found a neat boy/girl that you actually have fun with doing…

Donald Ducking? Why are you forcing me to figure out what this is, I am so anxious

Jesus Christ so many people called this in the comments for the original video. There's a reason people wait to announce their pregnancies for fucks sake, miscarriage is NOT uncommon.

Seriously. Like, of COURSE he refers to women as female, of course he does

Right? It’s like “come hang out at my posh bel-air mansion” and I’m just like “ugh god Jen kill me now”

That Miles Teller article is so cathartic to read. You can feel the author’s contempt seeping out of every sentence. I don’t care one way or another about him, but I can think of specific people throughout life that I would have given anything to burn with that tone on that scale.

I am getting such a weird pleasure out of the whole “Atticus Finch is an old-school racist” thing. It’s like we as a public harassed Harper Lee for decades to force a second book out of her, so she was like “You want a second book, fuckers? Here ya go.”

This kind of spoke to me—I’m an average-to-good-looking woman in a great relationship with a man who I was first friends with for many years...and who is absolutely out of my league looks-wise. He insists that I am gorgeous and we are a super hot couple (which is so sweet), but I definitely get a “what is he doing…