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My whole life one of the biggest things my mother told me about relationships is that I shouldn’t get involved with someone with mental illness, because how could you handle that for your whole life? Like they would be permanently damaged goods and would only cause me misery. But now, the man who is the love of my

I'm mainly just offended by how stupid this is. This feels like it's written by a kid in middle school imagining how couples MUST split TV time.

In my experience male OBGYNs do the brass tacks of the job just as well as females, but there is an empathy component to female docs that cannot be learned in med school.

*takes out feather pen and list of confusing turn-ons* “#237: Channing Tatum vogueing”

I didn't think it was funny until you pointed out it was funny and now I'm afraid I'm gonna laugh until I have died

Yall would not fucking believe the “discussions” I’ve had with people over this. My aunt was all “it’s our heritage”, and when I pointed out that the flag wasn’t flown at the statehouse until 1961 as a protest to the civil rights movement (fact), she replied with “well if making a fuss on Facebook makes you feel

“The Drake of country music” gave me an involuntary shudder throughout my entire body

At first I was like “is this a Black Like Me thing? what the fuck is happening?” Now I’m just like “what the fuck is happening?”

“Damn, you got some nice titties! You got them TV titties, they stand up on they own all perky!” —Taystee

Oh my GOD why are yall giving this little rat-faced piece of shit additional press? I grew up with plenty of eminem-looking white trash down south who threw “nigger” around freely thinking it was a word they were entitled to use, and the only difference between him and them is that his parents are famous.

How did she make it to manager? Don’t you have to display some variety of people skills to be put in that position? Maybe I havent worked enough in food and bev, I dunno...

“Garbage men and pickup artists should switch names.”

i am just fucking bawling after that video. so horrifying. he didn’t even try to chase him, just gunned him down. and whether or not the cop is convicted and “justice is served,” Walter Scott will still be dead, essentially for letting his tail light go out. and the fear in the camera man’s voice? holy shit, i

Uh...am I the only person who sees this as a play off of the “texts from Hillary" meme? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

My first vibe was by Fun Factory, and the on-off button immediately broke, so to turn it off I had to take the battery out...so the hypotheticals that spring to mind here and unsettling

It makes me really proud and hopeful to see young women becoming aggressively aware of these types of issues so early on. Ive considered myself a feminist since I first learned of the concept, but was well into my mid twenties before I became actively aware of the real issues that feminism is meant to address, not to

bish taylor swift don't care about you.

All I wanna know is if this is Lindy writing under a new pen name, because I haven't laughed this hard since her review of "Love, Actually".

Joey Fatone being one of the first people that Justin Timberlake tells this news to in 2014 sounds like N'Sync fan fiction written by Joey Fatone. Not sure I'm buying this.

The following comment probably falls under the "cool story bro" category, but here goes: