"What follows is a list of alternatives:"

Oh my god, there are no words for this.

Aw, she looks cute in these. The nudity without a vampy look is pretty adorable somehow.

This is my favorite article and subsequent comment thread I have ever read on here, and I don't give two shits how shallow that makes me look.

I'm laughing so hard at the mental image of how my stomach would look the second I sat down in a dress like that

I guess being shot in the head at 15 by the Taliban and then tackling activism after that most adults wouldn't touch might age you prematurely. Good eye though, what would she do without you?

I am rarely surprised in life, and I gotta say I did NOT see this coming

ok that is legitimately hilarious

this just became my new cover photo on Facebook at a little under the speed of light

Curb Your Enthusiasm already did it.

This news about the voice casting of a cartoon character is turning me on sexually EW GOD I FEEL WEIRD

I'm probably not supposed to love babies with pierced ears but too bad because GOD I LOVE BABIES WITH PIERCED EARS

He has the body of a Adonis and the face of a dude who just looks like he would treat you really well. I've created an entire imaginary life with this guy in my head.

A lot of artists have sort of tried but no one has had the balls to drop a surprise album the way Bey did—no clues, no leaks, no fucks given. The second you say ANYTHING about a surprise album it's not a surprise album any more guys.

cause of death could have been literally anything—drug overdose, orgy asphyxiation, OR BEING ONE HUNDRED AND THREE

I love when people say women are going to "get themselves pregnant", like we are those frogs they used to fill in the dino DNA gaps in Jurassic Park

Obviously if they say they're dating they're dating. But maybe people haven't known whether or not they were for sure because women ARE so much more affectionate with their female friends than men are with their male friends. on the other hand if there are photos of them making out or something then yeah, take a…

I was chuckling the whole article but when I came to the picture of that fish with the rock salt on it I started snorting

huh, I never thought of it that way.

The first Goosebumps book I ever read was Welcome to the Dead House, in the 4th grade—I wish that I could say there has been a book that I have been more enthralled by since, but I can't. And I'm a pretty big reader. Although I obviously did not read this article.