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Yoda's Scrotum
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Documented proof the Evan is gay - not that there is anything wrong with that.

I bet Drew and Trump have the same taste in music.

Trump’s got a new cum rag.

I’m certainly no doctor, but ergonomically speaking I think doggy style is the least likely to cause spasms, you can come and go easily.

Paranoid

Paranoid

.00000000126 seconds of thought to it.

Pierogies and emotionally unstable football coaches, that’s what Western PA does.

And I thought having a third leg was hard.

Kaitlin Jenner looks great these days.

Isray hates twitter, he can’t do nearly enough lines.

Dang, guy really knows how to use his twig to spurge all over the crease.

Why does Russia have a Parliment?

Badminton, so the n is silent right? I pronounce it like bad-mitten, like a super naughty mitten.

We in here talking about games. I mean, listen, we’re talking about games...

Not the kind of bud hitting the Steelers are accustomed to.

It looks like and equine prison wallet.

Correction, the proper term is Shants.

I am seriously horrified and literally do not understand that poop story.

Is that how his face always looks?