told Brown he hasn’t got a head to stand on here.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

How in the world is Pittsburgh a “media nightmare”, and how can you possibly compare it to Toronto?

WTF is this shit?

That is a handsome woman.

Ovi-Rated! Ovi-Rated! Ovi-Rated!

Probably strained it carrying all of those President’s Trophies....

Depending on what it is, exactly, it may not explain why the 31-year-old Ovechkin had his career worst goals per game and second-worst points per game in the regular season.

OK, So was Crosby, Hagelin, Hornquivst, Sheary, and Daley. No Letang, No Murray, just begins to touch on the injuries on the Pens, so talking about Ovechkin playing “hurt” is grasping for straws at best. He was obviously unaffected on the ice, because No one knew hew was hurt until he come out and told everybody.

And he was hurt during all those others playoff series loses

I mean look, I’m not even mad. Last year, I took my anger out on a brick wall outside First Down in Ballston and broke a finger. Last night I just turned off the game after it was over and quietly played video games for two hours in the dark like it was any other night and now I’m at work just mindlessly staring at my…

Listen, I hate the Pens as much as anyone, but they have like four good players available to play and are still making the Caps look like clueless assholes. Out of the Caps forwards, Kuznetsov is the only one who looks like he isn’t spending most of the game punching himself in the dick. Pathetic clowns, the lot of…

At least Ovechkin got an award this playoffs.

Sometimes I think about how Ovechkin has never (and likely will never) make it to even a Conference Finals, let alone to the Stanley Cup Final. Despite being on like 5 (I think) President’s Trophy teams. It truly is hard to comprehend. I hate when people just use playoff success to call someone overrated, but I will…

I for one thought it was gracious of Ovechkin to sit out game 4 since Crosby wasn’t cleared to play either. GODDAMMIT CAPS I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER YEAR OF “2nd round exit” TWEETS C’MON!!!

Everything is as it should be

Just saw one the other day! It was on the ground in my backyard absolutely fucking MURDERING a dead tree stump.

UPMC is a real estate conglomerate disguised as a not for profit health care system. They are health care’s version of OCP.

I imagine this is how Melania met Donald.