Is it even in the NFL’s favor to have dudes like this playing? 

What a couple of adorable looking cops.

Jesus H, that was the worst written article on deadspin in years. No only was the writing atrocious and nonsensical, the viewpoints sucked. Highly Annoyed.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... I think.

Nah, more like Yoshi’s tongue here.

We used to belong to the same athletic club as Mr. Rodgers when we were growing up. One ill-fated and haunted afternoon I inadvertently locked eyes with Fred as he was exiting the shower. I hadn’t seen him at the club before but had a heard my dad say that he belonged there, which was already confusing as hell to me.…

Maybe she could play in an Edgar Suit?

You’re with me Leather-Foot.

Why does he fall down/leave his feet every time he touches the ball?

Yeah, fuck white people, you tell em champ!

For whom the Bell trolls.

So what, everyone is hurt by this time of year. Keep making excuses for why the actual better team one though.

I ate at COLOSSAL Circle Jerk the other day. High in protein, lots of fatty meats, what can I say they put on a great show. Well worth the price of admission.

Drew finally gets to use his high school nickname in a post. Old Floppypenguinshittits is what they called him.

Spoken like a true asshole.

Finkel and Eichel, Finkel and Eichel. Finkel is Eichel, Eichel is Finkel.

Fuck Barkley with Shaq’s dick.

Pileated Woodpecker, my mind was blown when I first saw that big bastard too.

The play doesn’t start and stop at your earliest convenience, this isn’t Nam, their are rules.

Dude in the headlights.