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"I think it’s ridiculous that somebody started this—I know who she was—who has no sense of humor [and should] lighten up a little bit."

Bring back Hooray For Everything!

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.” - Nick Cave

I'm sorry, that is wrong. The correct answer is wombat.

I give this news….*beep boop beep*… FIVE MeowMeowBeanz!!!

Goodbye, friend. You made this place great, and I hope to check in on you at your new place. (Does it use something other than Disqus?)

"Double Stuffed Mummy bears…"

Possibly Worse: Gilly Vanilly

Except for the bullet holes, which appear to be punching through a metallic surface, i.e. a car. That's why I like my guess of The Godfather, but Bonnie and Clyde, the "correct" answer, makes even more thematic sense.

You sick mother… I love you.

SPOILER SORT OF ALERT - Poster Guesses / Possible solutions

I know there's nothing worse than the person who pops in just to say "I have never heard of this person or entertainment product" with no more contribution to the conversation, but seriously, I have never heard of this show at all, one bit.

CenIIrion

Counterpoint - I heard Series of Sneaks first!
1. Gimme Fiction
2. Series of Sneaks
3. Ga ga ga ga ga
4. The rest

And I still think (without having my opinion shaped by tweets) that his SNL perfs were awful.

I can't wait to not watch any of these shows!

I mean, if I had to choose to eliminate just one of those things from history….

Pro tip: her agent is lying about why she was replaced.

One fine sweltery summer day at the Knott's Berry Farm arcade (always my favorite part of any amusement park, causing my parents to lament "We just paid a jillion dollars to get you in here, and now you want more quarters and to waste all your time in the dark playing a videogame?"), the Gauntlet machine was set to…