Not now, Tag.

LOST

Sure…. "an autograph".

He won SAG and BAFTA awards but was unjustly snubbed by the Academy. Let me just go add that to his Wikipedia page.

That's actually a fucking brilliant occupation for like, a Wes Anderson character or an NPR piece. Are you keeping a journal of all the most quirkily charming characters you meet?

Ugh, this one and Achmed the Dead Terrorist are tied for my least favorite Jeff Dunham puppet.

There's some egregious product placement ("Guess what candy this is! We'll show you the logo right after you guess!") - but the celebrities are liquored up and really enjoying themselves, to the point where the Normal Joes who are actually playing for money are rightfully nearly ignored. It's an amusing hour where you…

I was praying for her to be firmly escorted out during the opening credits. I am pretty sure they tell you beforehand "Please do not ruin the sketches" - or is that just common courtesy and thus no longer relevant?

Please note this advice is terrible re: vaginas.

I don't know about you, but I've been really wondering what crackling storytelling, detailed world-building, and relatable characters with trenchant insights on the human condition George Foreman Grill Productions has in store for us!

"Call me Butch". *BURP*

Wow, congrats on winning the downvote-getting contest so far!

Pun grabbers!

Russia, man… you know.

In this economy?

Maybe I found them, but I had no idea it was a year-end, These Were Best type series. It's a branding problem.

I would have if you hadn't already. One is funny, two is redund-ant.

You know, that's actually what I was thinking of. $1 is totally logical if you think everyone is bidding sky high.

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