You know what they always say - no matter how hot the sister band, somewhere there's a commenter who's sick of fucking them.

Sometimes a hipster just has to look dumb to learn: What does the band's name mean?

I read it, hoping for even a shadow of Hunger Games-style dystopian violence and interesting world-building. It is worthless bullshit.

-(My username) of (Your username).

Style Network finally had the operation, and prefers to be called "Esquire" now.

Fingers crossed for Brother Voodoo!

Wuh… Wha…. WERETERRIER??!!!

Accidental Confession Theatre!

Alternate joke based on recent headlines, to become instantly dated by next week:

In LA, everyone* is buying them.

I'm using this new Almanac, it's pretty indie, you probably haven't heard of it.

I thought Dennis Tito was the first rich person shot into space? He paid the Russkis 20 mil.

Next, on Sick, Sad World!!

If you're so special, why aren't you DEAD? Beyow-na-nan-na-na-na-na-naw, Byaou-now-na-na-na-na….

Kim vs. Cougar II: Cage Match: The Revengencing.
This time it's Personal

It's my primary problem with the show, and I feel like a bad person for it. I think the kid was also Young Earl on the My Name Is Earl flashbacks, and he super toothed up those bits too. Sorry, kid.

There was already a Popular and it was good! Cool kids don't bite other entertainment properties' titles, Maya, sheesh.

Gasablanca. (No, not that one - I mean the one where Terence and Philip fart on each other for 90 minutes.)

And Goodfellas.

No one ever talks about the wonderful effects of the Zom-pocalypse on the overpopulation, greenhouse gas, and pollution problems! Sure, sure, every corner of the world is filled with ravenous walking corpses, but it's technically a paradise, people!