Or the other direction, then right on Pass to Sardo's, where the porn stars sing karaoke. Not joking, it's a weekly tradition and a really fun time.

I remember when reading it, I kept thinking "I should head-cast these characters so I have a good image of them in my brain-screen", but I could never arrive at a satisfactory cast. Norrell was very Jim Broadbent-like, though.

Rebooting Firefly? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

OK, I'll do it. BBC EXECUTIVES=INSANE!!! IT'S A HORRIBLE TRAVESTY! BEGIN THE DEMONSTRATIONS IN THE STREETS! CUUUUUMBERBAAAATCHHHHH!!!

2013 mental problems: AAC-File Hoarding!

I kind of think it may have been more like 50-60 different shows. Too lazy to wikipedia the number!

Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate!

That's a standard industry term, using it makes us feel all insider-y and "with it". Now I gotta go ankle my shingle, my tuner preems tonight.

Great logline! So, she's a cheating scumbag who's too cowardly to tell her spouse? Greenlight that shit! America loves anti-heroes these days.

Oh, you mean Bethany Van Nuys from two episodes of Mad Men!

You suck and your pun threads suck! Nah, I'm just ribbin' ya.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

Hastu….*dies horribly*

One of my quickest "discard and delete" moves ever. I don't think I made it 90 seconds in.

And we know that's what Dan Harmon hates most of all.

I am pleased to be schooled in this manner.

The dream of every author. I wonder how much money Heller will make from your library borrow?

You know what's fucking great? How whenever I like (upvote? carat-click?) something now, I get a little window with pictures and names of all the previous dickholes who liked/upvoted that thing too! That's so useful and informative! I really want to see that everytime I chuckle at something and click my approval. The…

I discovered this a few years ago, and a few of my friends do it regularly. It is surprisingly delicious, if you're determined to eat 1000+ empty calories at the cinema.

I liked the first one a lot. This one is pretty, but boring-er.