Woo hoo!  Four day weekend!

Jupiter's Cock!  What a damn fine idea!

Com-mahn-der Dater, make it so!

WHAT?!?!

"Scientists today reported that the until-now theoretical SubLeno Threshold had been successfully breached by an awkwardly constructed @avclub-8856638da4354266a53ba0fe9aef68dd:disqus joke."

This is never not the right thing to post.

That's just the kind of dimly-remembered, four-quadrant, outside-the-box reboot concept that America doesn't even know it's longing to embrace!  And purchase Happy Meals and consumer products festooned with the logos and characters thereof!

I can't see it (seriously - downvotes? A new button?  It's the same old Disqus for me.)  Can you guys hear me? AM I IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION?

He put his scientology-ness in my scientolo-gina!

Hatesong, you're my third least-favorite feature.

I heard if you speak GLICE's name he will appear….

Question likley inspired by, (and as noted by @Man from the future below):
http://www.hulu.com/#!watch…

I don't even own a British person!  So I really thought it was made-up-by-Community randomness.

It is known - you couldn't find Asshai with a map and both hands.

The non-racist way is a lot funnier, you should just steal that.

You do knot have that authority!

I'm here!  Now water we doing again?

Both are filled with a lotta horse jizz.

Bcuz it's French.

Whitney Cummings' Maserati and 9-bedroom home don't give too much of a fuck about the distinction.