Thirded - or fourthed - here.  Never even occurred to me, and I used to buy Alpha Flight with my own teenage allowance!  Maybe we're super highbrow and cultured though, for thinking it was Shakespeare, right?

He sure gives a Buddhisty shit about people not seeing pictures of him with Morrissey.

Pageviews are for sellouts. I'm so punk rock, I named my band Closed so no one ever showed up to our gigs.  Not one person ever.  It was epic.

Kids still have Powderfinger-mania, right?  Just kidding, I know I'm the only non-Australian who's ever heard Powderfinger.

Who do you think's in the burgers?

Found Buddha on the road, killed him as instructed.

I chopped off my own hands and burned them in response to this.

"Merle is an asshole"

Time for a gritty reboot of Jesse!

Nazi version: "Mein Gott, Manfred!" 
(said in Auschwitz))

You're being insensitive - maybe he just literally is stupid.

Oh, I guess there's only one time zone now, and this is from 2-4 PM at wherever the fuck I am, right?

That's a brilliant idea (seamless, jamming on each others' songs,  transition between opener and headliner) and I wish more bands would do it.  It's probably a technical nightmare as the acts have to share a setup instead of each using their own equipment, but it'd be way more exciting than standing around an hour…

Seems like they haven't toured in what could be described as an eternity.

Mine's called Portman Or Astro-Man.

Rock over Metropolis. Rock On Gotham. The Daily Planet. Straight from the Source!

Yeah, I Was Into Them Before They Sold Out

I was in a room where people did only recognize him for that.

Maybe despite your assumption, kids of all ages shouldn't be watching the Superbowl?  What was the rating given the program by CBS?  (Though I acknowledge that those ratings are mostly bullshit, and don't really cover commercial content.)

I would have tried for "Burning Down The House", but it's for the best: the greatest  cover version of that that will ever be done has already been done:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…