Of Full House, you mean?  No argument here.

EZ Streets 4EVA, bitches!

I believe it's random anonymous readers.  You can Like without being logged in, I do it from my phone, which loses my login data every few days.

Determined or not, that cat is long dead.

Who likes honey?
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I hope you are happy and fulfilled today and have the greatest birthday ever … because it'll be your last.

Pol Pot vs. Chupacabra.

White man addum H to red man's name, take away heap big magic.

It's always the most not-very-secretly closeted guy who makes the first prison rape reference, isn't it?

Dingy, image degrading, unnecessary post-conversion?  You better believe that's a paddlin'.

It was wisely omitted so as not to obscure BOOBS.

Cool metaphor, alcoholic bro.

You know, it's that thing where a midget dressed as a genie pops out of a turkey and grants you three wishes, and then he bones you.

Is everyone forgetting how terrible 1999 was?

For the love of god WHERE?!

It's excellent social shorthand for "I'm a huge slut" though, since you can't always see the back tattoos.

Or talentless hack Neko Case?

They've been waiting centuries - they should have a little more patience and wait until January 1st, they all go 50% then!

Hey, Chuck!  Chuck!  It's your cousin, Marion Barry.  You know that new sound you lookin' for?  Well, listen to this!

But only because you haven't found the rocket-launcher-spawning place in real life yet.