shhh!  Don't give him any ideas.

SUB-JUDGMENT:  ANY REVISED LISTS NUMBERING Chulahoma below #3 LOOKED UPON WITH SUSPICION.

JUDGMENT: ALL LISTS OMITTING Chulahoma HEREBY DECLARED INVALID.

Black Kids, Black Lips, Black Mountain…

Yeah, fuck that guy that was just being honest about his spending limits.  You do know libraries actually pay for books they have, right?  And if Otto likes and discusses the work with others, it's win-win, isn't it?

I am such a High Elf Firebolt-ing a woolly mammoth to death right now.

You must really be Artie Lange, because you'd have to be high as a fucking kite to defend Jack and Jill like that.

So by this logic, no show should ever be canceled?  I don't want to live in that world.

I graciously and non-racistly share my birthday with Julius "Dr. J." Erving.

Booooo-urns.

I bet you are.

And running the hot water, while not even using the shower!  Fuck.

I was just this weekend reminiscing about how Lost had the best pilot ever, and I passed around DVD recordings to get people to watch it!  The posters above either proudly revel in their lack of taste and discernment, or they're some kind of super-advanced next generation hipster that doesn't even like good things…

Somebody's been eating oranges and makin' ID's!

I'd say the first 4 episodes or so are weak.  The pilot is the worst-written.  The whole back half (hey-o!) of the season gets better and better and accelerates and is a fantastic bloody climax of furious awesome.

I've been thinking that for 3-4 episodes.  I think she's saving it as her big power play when the Commodore kicks off, but it's definitely gonna happen.

If your sister couldn't predict that ending, she's kind of a dope.

Bag of Jelly Beans - a suit made of clear plastic trash bags filled with inflated balloons.

*replaces "Do Not Sit Next To Dennis" sign*

Who's up for a road trip?