Came here for lawn gnomes. Very disappointed. Also I can’t read, apparently.

Came here for lawn gnomes. Very disappointed. Also I can’t read, apparently.

I think it’s time I replaced my avatar...

I’m telling my wedding DJ that s/he has to play the chicken dance once at the reception. The rest of those songs I couldn’t care less about.

The problem is no matter how fast you go, there’s always some asshole driving faster who thinks you’re hogging the lane. I could be (hypothetically) doing 80 in the left lane, while the right lanes are moving at under 65 (so technically I’m always passing), but then in my mirror I spot some middle aged guy in a…

Nothing for iPhone 6S?

Nothing for iPhone 6S?

This. This is a life hack. Thank you.

I don’t disagree with your sentiment, but the article says he made 20 videos in a month, not a year.

So... two stars?

Stashed.

10-year-old me was very happy with it.

I didn’t grow up near any woods, so what I had was “alley porn”. But it’s all the same.

That’s cause you raided the stash and made it no longer a good hiding place.

The other day, I had to explain the concept of “woods porn” to a 25 year old guy I work with. And to a 45 year old woman too.

Showing as $29.99 for me.

Showing as $29.99 for me.

I mean, your hands could look that great too, if you never had to work a day in your life.

I’ve been calling it DonutCare for much the same reasons.

I would not board a vessel that I had ever described as “titanic”.

I wonder about your choice of phrasing.

Where’s the thumb drive in the header image?

Where’s the thumb drive in the header image?

Taught my sister the same thing when she was growing up. It’s a low-down, dirty move, but sometimes it’s your best, only option. Where self-preservation is involved, you use what’s available.