I used to have fun spoiling “Passion of the Christ” to people, when that was out. “Jesus dies at the end.” They would get very upset until they realized “hey wait, I already knew that!” The twist was, I never actually saw the movie. Because, yaknow, it’s not like it’s a story you haven’t heard before.

Sometimes (in this case, 33% of the time) the long shot comes in. That’s the point of odds. If it was a guarantee, it would be 100%.

Mitch’s face, though.

But are they actual clowns, or just people dressed as clowns?

Short answer: nope.

Unfortunately, I think there’s a constitutional issue with removing the statute of limitations on crimes that have already happened. I don’t remember the specific mechanism, but I think it would be in the family of ex post facto criminalization. They can’t go and make something a crime after you’ve already done it.…

A little of column A, a little of column B.

Actually it started as a student project. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narbacula…

He’s also apparently doing very well among the blacks. Particularly the ones with no education who live in the neighborhoods he can’t walk through without getting shot. Omarosa and Ben Carson said so.

It would have been a perfect marriage: The Donald introducing Burger King’s Cheeto mac & cheese. Sad.

The Spanish version would work in Portuguese too, more or less (the nuances of pronunciation would probably be lost on you if you had a gun to your head).

But to be fair, even native Portuguese speakers (or rather, native speakers who aren’t Brazilian) can’t understand a word of Brazilian Portuguese if they’re not…

Is Homer volunteering for the Human Rights Campaign?

Anybody still having any emotions whatsoever about Half-Life 3 or 2E3 needs to just get over it and worry about real life stuff. It’s been 10 years. For the first 4 years, perhaps you were justified to be excited/frustrated/angry/confused/hopeful/whatever. After that, if you are still emotionally invested, that’s on…

I think Trump’s dog whistle is broken; we’ve been able to hear it for a while now.

Hmmm... sand worm in a western setting... I’m wondering if their portrayal will be more Dune or Tremors.

Very clever poll. No matter what the answer, you have a very clear picture of who interacts with your site.

Shit, in that case I party every night!

Trump just tried to blame the housing bubble and crash on Obama, with a graph, and promised to bring the housing market back to where it was before Obama (read: right before the bubble popped). In front of the National Association of Home Builders, who should know better. I wonder how Katrina Pierson is going to claim…

Forget it, Jake, it’s Brazil.

The same thing happened to me (I haven’t played in years, mostly for practical reasons). I think what happens is you start to realize at the rate you will go through content, it doesn’t make sense to invest too much time and/or money into any one location or plot, because invariably your players will burn through it…