but why are they green?

This was not my experience. When you called it “double the appealing Popeyeness” of its fried chicken and said that it “takes the piquancy level of Popeye’s standard spicy fried chicken and intensifies it by 50 percent,” I was expecting the chicken to taste like their spicy recipe except kicked up a half-notch, but…

Will this help with my New Years resolution to be less of a jerk?

Will this help with my New Years resolution to be less of a jerk?

In any case, I think your interpretation of what the island is is wrong. You find out at the end that the island was a sort of Purgatory. Everyone had already been dead and the island was where they were sent to figure out their afterlife. Everything about them coming and going from the island (outside of the Darma…

Give him a break, he was confused by having to remove “u” from every word with an “o” in it.

In fairness, what the peanut butter slicing thing loses in convenience, it makes up for in... ummm...

I’m trying to decide if your post satisfies Godwin’s law or not. On the one hand, it’s (admittedly) hyperbolic and invokes Nazis. On the other hand, they are, as you put it, “literal Nazis” and I’m not sure it should count.

Sigh. Now I miss Gary Larson.

Yes. Be sure to tell the border customs officer that you know how to build a pipe bomb. They’ll personally escort you right in.

I’ve heard them referred to as bug-out bags.

Q. Did you smoke in the last 5 hours?

I’m reexploring Subnautica.

This is everything.

Is this the line to thank black people? Thanks black people!

What do you order at Subway?

Never noticed this, but the LOD water in PC 2011 looks WAAAAAY better than the LOD water in PC 2016. 

Hey, you’re right!

Sounds like that’s exactly what Maron was saying, just not as eloquently.

I already wasn’t going to buy the game, so I’m not sure they’re learning anything from me. :/

No doubt some of the accused abusers are also abuse victims themselves. I don’t think that excuses anything.