Sorry to @ you, but your opinion is the correct opinion.

Lost is fine the way it is. I loved the ending, by the way. Don’t at me.

Perhaps he thought people would jump on him for mansplaining or talking out of place. I’d say it’s a 50/50 bet that if he had made a speech he’d have got his own snarky article on Jezebel.

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

I hate getting caught up in the semantics of “they arent ACTUAL Nazis”.

So, you’re just an asshole, then. Got it.

Ok Trolly McTrollerton

A FEW defended him? A FEW!? Bullshit. The comments on that article basically ended up being the straw that broke my back for faith in the human race. Not electing Trump. Not Nazis making a comeback in 2017. The fucking comments on that article.

28+ age limit with reserved seating and ushers.

I too hate fire departments.

He’s the showrunner. 

After the latest attacks on the environment and women’s personhood, I’ve decided to move to this one as my default:

My lifetime includes Ronald Reagan, and both Bushes, and I would still say that in my lifetime Trump is clearly the least qualified for the actual job. And I’m not talking about politically disagreeing with the man, I’m talking about being basically qualified, like does the pizza delivery guy have a drivers license or…

Beats me, and feeds me to an alligator.

I’m not making a moral argument here. I’m saying that this thing that people do, where they combine their enemy’s name with some kind of silly insult word, is fucking dumb. It is the kind of shit a child would come up with, a “sick burn” that would get a lot of laughs in a 6th grade classroom and should never, ever be…

Yeah, they do. That doesn’t change the fact that malformations like “rethuglican”, “demoncrat”, and so on are fucking infantile and should be beneath us.

Rapebulicans

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

A pair of what? Balls? Even women? You want women to have testicles?