What about hiring someone to be in the car at all times with the passengers? They can keep it clean, assist intoxicated people in getting home, and chat with the passengers. Heck, you can even have them drive and save tons in autonomous hardware!

Oh, and for the record, when I’ve called and asked those exact type of breweries and taprooms if they’re kid friendly, they’ve all enthusiastically replied that they were and strongly encouraged me to bring my kids.

Hottest of takes there.

Also, as a 20something adult who has kids, I’m perfectly capable of going to a brewery, having a drink, then leaving with my kids while perfectly sober. Who the fuck gets trashed at a fucking brewery on a Saturday afternoon?

I have a legitimate question. Are people forced to be outraged at every slight, imagined or otherwise? Like, are they incapable of looking at other photos to really learn the facts? I’m seeing a lot of intelligent, otherwise well-meaning people just taking a shit all over someone because they think she racist without…

ZJ love is a special thing. I owned one in college and I look forward to the day when I can own one again.

I want to know how much of life you’ve wasted bitching about these articles.

You might want to get your vision checked. The proportions aren’t even close, and the detailing is completely different.

Sounds like you don’t know the answer either. Dang.

What? That makes no sense.

At what point does it stop being a Land Cruise and become a Landspeeder?

Too much of a bitch to tough out the cold... too dumb to know how to solve the problem of being too warm.

Go die of hypothermia dumbfuck.

You know, I generally despise calls for class warfare, but damn if I don’t have a sudden appreciation of the idea right now...

Jesus fuck I didn’t realize there was anyone dumb enough to not understand that the heat can be turned down. Guess you learn something every day. Unlike you, you dumbass.

Last time I checked this knob was adjustable.... #themoreyouknow

Given that I live in the coldest major metropolitan area in the United States I can call BS on the hypothermia. Wear a flippin’ coat and you’ll be fine.

Are you illiterate or just stupid? 

Are you saying that innovating when a play breaks down doesn’t require a high football IQ?

If your buddy spends $1200 it’s not due to a $1 hotel tax. It’s simple math. Literally.