You certainly managed to draw a lot of conclusions about games that are 100+ hours long without actually playing them, based entirely on very small amounts of information. Clearly, we have found our new authority on the subject.

A long time ago I watched something that argued Snyder’s weakness is he doesn’t shoot scenes, he shoots moments and then just tries to get enough of them to fill the runtime.

We never wanted it to be a [Star Wars film].” [...]“We learned so much working with superheroes. [Rebel Moon] is more science fantasy than sci-fi.”

I suspect your snout is turned up Rory. What I see is functional and effective design of this home. Resulting is relatively affordable construction. 

Do people who write for Jalopnik actually like cars?

I have a feeling people are learning all the right lessons from Into the Spiderverse. The visual style, at least from the trailer, is fantastic.

“Mr. Pennyworth, a massive underground garage for a billionaire isn’t surprising in the least, but you’ve got a four story window in the shape of a bat in these plans. That right there is gonna raise your estimate quite a bit. Now I’m just your general contractor, and I’m not in the askin’ questions business. But I’m…

I’m not sure it should be necessary to recruit an entire other human to fix a game’s broken pathfinding and poor design choices.

I think if S.3 ep 2 proved anything, it’s that the Darksaber definitely belongs with a different Mandalorian.

His spear was so much more interesting and I can’t wait until he ditches this stupid thing.

As someone that does both this is the most hilarious Bend, OR type take. If you think that truck guys try to replace their personality with a pickup truck, you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen spandex clad software engineers talk about their fucking power meters lol. 

The part where you compared a Bronco to a Model Y and a bicycle?

Driver of well-used Honda Fit not planning on buying $80,000 off-roader.

News at 11.

So conservative stands for hateful bigots who want to bomb people?

Nazi bastards like Joshua Moon and his ilk can fuck right off into the nearest bottomless pit or black hole and remove themselves from the universe and existence forever.

Activision’s own reports indicated an increase in profits that quarter due to THPS1+2 and Crash 4, so the obvious thing was to fold the studios responsible for both games into CoD support lackeys

Oh, and importantly, “And despite this, I’m having fun.”

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

Every game on Game Pass can be purchased. There isn’t a single game for PC or Xbox that can only be played via Game Pass. There are, however, a lot of NES/SNES/N64 games that you can only play on the Switch via their subscription service - there is no way to purchase the games in question. Why is this distinction so…

You can buy all of the games on Gamepass, if you would like. So your comparison is not warranted.