You've inspired to me to try and find a topical quote from any of the vacations movies (though really just the original and Christmas) on as many articles as possible.

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with…

Hope you're flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

Too soon, or just the right amount soon?

He states that right at the beginning-

Wait... I really liked it. Like, more than a little*. It's something different, and it's gotten my attention. It's successfully advertising the product.

*I won't deny it's rather stupid. That's part of the point though.

The kid in the Veloster was actually heading back towards the park/children when the ram *ahem* rammed him.

It's a metaphor for comparison's sake. I should have known it would have gone over your head. You are a bit slow after all.

OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN. CHANGING TOILET PAPER BRANDS, HAVING A BABY.... NEITHER ONE NEEDS TO GO ON FACEBOOK IT'S ALL THE SAME.

Once again. you're a stupid fuck if you can't see the difference between those two stories.

OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT TOYOTA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CARS. Stupid fuck.

After reading through all these threads I want to give you major kudos for dispensing facts and logic to all the mouth-breathers around here. I'm a bit late to the party or I'm sure I would have been in the thick of things too.

I think the general consensus is for you to get your shit out of our automotive blog. Take your homophobic mouth breathing to Autoblog.

I thought about going the Pentastar route when I got my Ram, but I kept coming back to the Hemi. The rumble, the passing power... just gives me a smile every time I floor it. I really think i would have been significantly less happy if I had gone withe a V6 in the end. (though I'll fully admit I don't need the V8…

"Nobody will see it"

"Clueless" is the perfect name for you.

Perfect response to that comment lol. The number of "Jeep Faithful" that don't really know their vehicles is rather sad.

You probably think a 7 series is in the same class as a VW Jetta. 3/4 ton truck is a much different vehicle than a 1/2 ton. (Kinda like Ford claiming highest towing capacity for the F450... totally different class of vehicle than the 350/3500's.)

Especially with their light-duty diese- oh wait never mind.

My Dad is 6'6" and drives one even though it's cramped. He wanted something with a stick that had 3 rows of seats. Can't argue with that.

I've the longest most terrible day and this comment made me crack up so hard. I couldn't stop laughing for over a minute.