Exactly. When I saw this, I was just like “It’s always gotta be about you, don’t it, Donny?”

It’s the only thing he knows about farmers. And the only thing he can say/show about them that seems like a compliment to him. He can’t show a photo of farmers actually...farming. Ew. Gross.

I think he either figured out how to suck his own dick on Twitter, or someone showed him how to suck his own dick on Twitter.

I have never currently, or at any time in the past, been convinced in any way that Trump can competently make use of the English language, much less form and negotiate beneficial deals.

I’d bet my life savings that my crazy ex girlfriend is either in that picture, or was involved something similar.

To make it easier to avoid accidental exposure?

We also pulled out of UNESCO

I wonder how much the farmers will love him after he deports their work force?

Seven years of campaigning against Obamacare, and the best the great negotiator can do despite having all of congress controlled by his party is an executive order. Pathetic.

Stupid word! Stupid fucking word!

stop using mansplaining.

Lol animals are the worst, they will fuck with you, no joke.

the mug thing actually happens a lot if you put cold water in the glass, and condensed water forms a seal around the bottom edge. Air trapped beneath the glass will actually cause the glass to move or float across a surface. Fun fact.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

I love the rage that word creates.

I had a job once where I hated everyone except a few people. I resigned

I’m with goddess on this one: I disagree, because of the staff he’s talking about, there are no exceptions. I hate them all.

I wanna see his tweet saying the Brits love him, cause he was driving through town and people lined the streets giving him the “peace” sign.

I wasn’t considering children and basic staffing.

The exceptions are Omarosa and the usher who brings him a coke when he pushes the special button on his desk. That’s all fancy.