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Sep 14
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grifting is work...

Sep 14
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I hope at checkout time a big bald man comes to you room and...

Sep 14
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Certainly simplifies his job: instead of worrying about ‘policies’ and ‘platforms’ he can just stuff any white yoyo in a red cap and teach then to scream “ALL LIVES MATTER!”

Sep 14
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So her restaurant is essentially Hooters for ammosexuals, then? Gotta say, a good grift. 

Sep 8
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Prager U is going to open a whole new faculty just to deal with this.

Sep 8
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you can call me Jay, or you can call me R-oooooOOO GOD IM CUMMING!!

Sep 8
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E! would like to announce that the Kardashians have gone to live on a beautiful farm upstate... 

Sep 8
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He might be weighing it against potential legal bills if he loses in November...

Sep 4
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I knew a girl in grad school who was a compulsive liar. Like all the time, and for things that were easily verified. We all just kinda learned to live with it. Read more

Sep 1
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Tump considering reasons not to join Covax...

Aug 31
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Lucky celebrities...

Aug 31
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I don’t even want to make any 2020 comments anymore, because I feel like we’re just tempting 2021.

Were we all making ‘2019 is the worst year ever!’ jokes last year? I want to check but I’m scared. 

Aug 31
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It’s almost a cliche at this point but republican speeches like the one Kudlow gave make me genuinely question my own sanity. Like, not in a ‘these-guys-drive-me-crazy’ kind of way, but in a kind of ‘is-it-possible-everything-and-everyone-I-know-is wrong’ way. Read more

Aug 25
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I think once you get swollen pockets and a swollen head, suddenly the party of no taxes and no apologies starts to look good. 

Aug 25
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Whaley got off easy...

Aug 25
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She is just power-hungry, through and through. If her team loses in November, you can expect her to dump Don Jr within 24 hours and re-invent herself in two weeks

Aug 24
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Well, the RNC has already said that they literally have no other platform this election than ‘get the president re-elected’, so yeah.

Aug 24
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My thoughts exactly: it looks like a well-made piece with real attention to detail and some good performances, but the trailer makes me want to vomit. Partly because I already see enough of these people, and second because it seems like another attempt to canonize Comey. Read more