Well, if there was any tea-bagging, it certainly wasn’t consensual. Of course, you know what they say:

I’m going with a mix of B and C.

Wow! People do that? I guess I’m not as weird as I thought, but you??!!

ummm...wait...what?

I think that during option B he might have also contributed to the conversation by voicing his thoughts at inappropriate, and unconnected moments. I imagine they were along the lines of:

I stand behind my theory that this is Kelly’s plan: by not letting Ivanka/Jared or his other toadies near him, Dump can’t focus and just starts nodding like a bobblehead figure sold at Hell’s baseball stadium, thus agreeing to whatever/pissing off his base. Then he tries to back out of what he agreed to but can’t…

Sadly, I have to go with C. Sigh, here we are.

D) Everyone’s right. Trump told Schumer and Pelosi “it’s a deal”; Trump spent the day flitting between sort of thinking he meant it, deciding he didn’t, and forgetting (perhaps willfully) that it ever happened; and Ryan knows it did happen but also knows a promise from Trump is garbage and there is literally no such…

Or D) As with everything else, Trump has no idea how anything works, so he just assumes that them, like, shaking hands on something at the end of dinner means it’s now a law because he’s King Of America.

Yes it is, but this is about Australian tabloids.

CONGRATULATIONS, ASSHOLES, YOU INVENTED THE VENDING MACHINE.

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

Aw, hell naw. I love my neighborhood bodegas. Not only can I get my milk, bread, coffee, and other essentials their delis are supes good.

Just spit-ballin’ here, right? Right? Insert the nervous giggle of the completely incompetent...

Logic!

The devastation left by Hurricane Irma was far greater, at least in certain locations,than anyone thought

Also, he used his position of power so that his dog torturing son didn’t have to face any consequences.

Not calling him a republican is far too kind to the party who nominated him for president and got in line behind him. His worst policies are still Republican policies. He mostly just adds a new level of clumsiness to the racism and Islamophobia. Don’t let Republicans off the Trump titanic by giving him the independent…