As mentioned below in a comment, there are some people who think that because of examples like Elijah, the particularly righteous could possibly get taken up to heaven on their own - like god wants them back or something.

I made an account just to answer this question, but —

Wasn’t Enoch raptured? He did not die, he just walked into heaven...

Former Christian here. No, individual rapture is not a thing. I personally don’t think group rapture is either, hence the “former” part of my Christianity, but I digress...

Ew. I stick here with all y’all unrighteous and take my chances, thank you very much.

He might have been the only righteous one. The rest of us are only meh in the eyes of the Lord apparently.

I want to know more about this “foot stamp fraud”

I get those two confused all the time, like the time I thought I had descended to the depths of Hell, but was only stuck in the DMV when their computer *and* A/C went down.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

Late show staffs must be so pissed. EVERY DAMN TIME WE FINISH A MONOLOGUE...

Because I have the intellect of a toddler and often say very stupid occasionally false things. 

Happy birthday asshole!

Release the pee tapes, then, Kremlin!!! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Loving it. Just heard it on CNN.

I didn’t disagree with you that much.

What the hell is this? A class action lawsuit? If so, can I get in on that action?

I am Daveed Diggs in both of these GIFs.

And no wipe-ass-with-Constitution Repubs joined the Dems with that lawsuit—shock.

So, our foreign policy seems to be in complete shambles. Tillerson is doing an objectively terrible job of everything except looking official in a suit. He’s good at acting his age and with the dignity of his role, but not so good at policy. He’s actively been contradicted a number of times, and is seemingly not only…