What a thoughtful birthday gift.

Let the Tweetstorm begin!!!

Via Twitter.

This is hilarious to me because of this particular reddit thread I was involved in today.

I think Rod Blagojevich had a higher approval rating when he was impeached than Christie has right now.

Ooooooh!

I dunno, he looked pretty relaxed with the Russians in the Oval Office.

Is it in the context of: “This here is my dog Thresher. I sure love my dog. He’s a mean son of a bitch. What a great dog, arencha boy?”

Any answer that is met with gibberish should be credited back to the Senator’s time, and the Senator gets to keep asking until a definitive answer is given.

This whole thing was pre-planned garbage time. Sessions had no intention of answering anything but just wanted to put on his outrage hat on with cameras rolling. Mission accomplished, asshat.

Always the perfect opportunity to ask, “So are you lying, or simply incompetent?”

Even if he did steal it, that’s no reason to work him to death.

I would like to point out that the “I can’t remember.” excuse is the one used by the most guilty of Real Housewives.

“I don’t recall” is not really “no,” its really “I do not want to answer this question and you cannot impeach my memory or lack thereof.” They should have had documents or exhibits to refresh his memory. The Dems were woefully underprepared for Sessions.

Honesty, I hope no one reminds him that this is his health plan. I’d love to see the shitshow in DC if the House and Senate pas the AHCA and Trump vetoes it.

The whole time I was thinking, damn motherfucker you should take some notes cause you can’t remember shit!

Yeah. “I can’t recall” is a purjury sidestep. Like it can be used in a way that’s totally on the up and up. Like if I was asked did I have toast with butter and jelly for breakfast last Tuesday, I don’t recall is the right answer. I know I had it two maybe three times last week but it’s routine for me so who knows if…

Right? I can remember an argument I had with my husband in 1998, so WTH?

Kamala reminds me of Bernie (although I find her to be VASTLY more intelligent) in that people are jumping on the bandwagon without really knowing much about her. I think we’re all thirsty for a woman president, particularly one who is a minority given how shitty representation is in general, I get it. But she is very…