ideasleepfuriously
ideasleepfuriously
ideasleepfuriously

When I was a kid my folks took me to a crappy ’Storyland’ theme park with some family friends. Years later they told me that dad went into the outhouse and heard the following dialogue coming from the next stall:

The sad thingthing is that no matter how egregious or obvious the crime is, if history is any judge, there will simply be no accountability. Trump will probably have a bunch more personal lawsuits to deal with before he finally dies, but the rest of the ghouls will recede into the dark until they can find a new

how do so few words contain so much shit...

“See? Both sides!”

no but you see if he wasn’t touching the phone then it doesn’t count as a crime. Rudy said so! 

This occured to me too, but sadly its become almost impossible to tell myth from reality when it comes to Trump now.

I notice he didn’t use the word ‘qualified’ in there. Like yeah, I’m sure at least 10 people out there would be ‘vying’ to be your chief of staff. If offered I would absolutely do it, just to fuck things up...

I really feel Trump is trying to bring America back in time to the 1980s, before he became a complete goblin and caricature of himself, and that restarting the AIDS crisis is just part of his master plan.

He actually calls for compassion for the migrants and states that it’s wrong to generalize about them. It’s easy to forget in this shitty age that that should be the default position if anyone, even if they are kinda shitty otherwise. 

also...

dictated, not read

late-breaking

it’s funny because either one of them disproves the existence of a loving god...

Donald Trump Jr., the slightly less embarrassing of the two large adult First Sons...

fave reaction so far...

I saw that headline about 3 times on twitter before I realized that it wasn’t The Onion.

“No. I mean, no,” replied Sessions. “I could go back and spend time in the woods.

man, I cannot keep up with these scandals. Who is Scott Free?

Can’t wait for 2019!

“Just found out someone is building a Wall, all along the Mexican Border! Already spent $1.6 billion on it. So crazy...”