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NBC, Fox, and Facebook will stop running that racist Trump ad.

He declares victory when he manages to get his pants on in the morning. No matter what the result, all the good stuff will be because of him and everyone else goes right under the bus...

The sad thing is that this only seems to move in one direction. The stuff he’s saying today feels like it’s so much worse stuff he was saying a month ago. And that already felt as so much worse than a month before that.

Don’t throw your trash into the sea.

the late-night comedians

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a two three good guys with a guns

Just spitballing here, but I’m guessing that the usual voices from the other side will say that it is actually the media and the democrats that are creating this toxic and partisan environment by criticizing the president, and not the other way around.

Well, they don’t have much else to run on: even their base seems to think that healthcare for all is a good idea and giant tax cuts for the rich don’t do shit. So, racist fear-mongering it is.

in completely unrelated news from yesterday...

Remember the other day when he said he would always capitalize ‘Country’ when referring to the USA, because it was the best one in the world? Well...

the sad thing is we can’t make jokes like that anymore because they all come true :(

Well they were kinda asking for it, what with all the secret corruption and the trying to make america bad again. 

I’m guessing in your universe the President is totally into secure methods of communications, huh?

Just imagining the puppet show they must have had to put on to keep his attention...

Today: Trump pretended like he was concerned about all those bomb threats today

Don’t worry: the president is committed to protecting you from the menace of people making personal life choices that affects literally no-one else.

Saudi officials are now saying that the team they hired were supposed to hold him captive in a Turkish safe house until they convinced him to return to Saudi Arabia

never leave home without it...!

the return of the invisible accordion...