what...is this? Is this the actual briefing sheet that he got this morning on his desk? Is it formatted to look like a 1980's hardware store flier on purpose? Did he like it so much he just took a picture of the actual paper sheet and tweet it out?
Is this real life...?
That story makes complete sense, aside from the fact that they dismembered the body after the ‘fight’ with a bonesaw they brought along special for the occasion.
I have the same vision, except in mine they shit their own pants and then yell “LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!”
/googles Mark Theissen/
the part that confuses me is the “(for decades, actually)”. Doe he mean that Democrats have been doing a bad job of this for decades, or does he think he’s been president much longer that he has?
Can’t imagine there’d be too much interest on his part...
team no-one...
“I LIKE BEER 😄 😄 😄”
“Gosh, we’re going to have to cut back on the kid’s medications...”
Critics tend to agree that Ernest Saves Christmas and Ernest Scared Stupid are really two parts of a singular holiday Ernest narrative. Ernest Goes to Camp stands on its own.
Honestly, she would might be able to do less damage there than inside the WH.
(Also, it’d be pretty funny)
That really is the Godfather III of the Ernest movies...
When I was 16 I went to what could only be described as a teen movie house party. Like in the movies, it started with a friend inviting us over because his parents were out of town. ‘Tell your friends to come!’ he said. What started as 10 of us sharing some Labatt’s in his kitchen managed to turn into a…
“I’ll prove I’m not a shitty man by acting super shitty” is certainly a, uh, bold strategy...
reproach + beseech = reseach
So like the center for asking people questions in insulting ways? Actually that makes a lot of sense.
DAMN LIBERAL INTERNET! SHOW ME THE RESEACH!
what’s a reseach?
Nothing but respect for Mr. Stable Genius President...
