♫ What if God was Cannabis?
Just a big fat, rasta spliff?♫

Loss of soul does result in mild facial paralysis

further evidence of the lack of bottom...

A Choose-Your-Own Deflection story: if you don’t like the first excuse, we’ve got plenty more!

halfway through that headline I was wondering what ‘super aggravated’ meant, but I didn’t have to wait too long for it to become clear...

The new normal...

From an account of a former worker at one of these detention centers:

well yes, but it was just a joke! A funny funny joke about how he wishes he was a supreme leader who could execute his enemies! Haha?

“Doesn’t get any lower than that” says man taking children away from families seeking asylum while lying about it to deflect blame from himself.

Remember when Obama nodded to the chinese president and Fox was all “OMFG OBAMA IS KOWTOWING TO FOREIGN DESPOTS!”

“I did NOT open a luxury golf course in North Korea. FAKE NEWS!”
~Trump in 2021, in front of a luxury golf course in North Korea.

grifter gotta grift...

I’m sure she meant to say ‘wiener’...

Ah, another great chinese proverb...

from the above link:

Punchy says “Remember to recycle, kids....TO THE EXTREME!!!!”

No: American, not Dutch...

So does America, doesn’t it...?

MS-13 are animals who rape, mutilate and murder, but if you’re running from them in El Salvador then too bad? Cool. Cool cool cool.

speaking of that particular period in german history...