My Trump brand calculator didn’t have a seven or a nine...!

I had just read yesterday in a piece about Seymor Hersh’s memoir that it was basically an open secret in the white house that Richard Nixon used to hit his wife when he had too much to drink, but that no journalists ever reported on it because it was seen as a ‘domestic issue’ that didn’t have anything to do with…

“Lying Media says I have (or had) a Wife. FAKE NEWS! I have always been a Bachelor and there is NO SMELL coming from my Basement! MAGA”

Later on that night...

Clearly they were scared off by Benedict’s powerful front talons...

That’s less than 3% - so why the hell is it such a bug for him?

I think he meant to say something along the lines of “We should source our lumber and timber from within the US.”, but I think that’s what happens when you’re running out of characters and have already had 5 diet cokes...

God that tweet is the perfect ‘I’m not mad!’

“WHY DON’T THEY FIRE THAT STUPID WOMAN I HATE SO MUCH FROM HER SHITTY SHOW THAT NO-ONE WATCHES CUZ SHE’S TERRIBLE?!?!! but yeah whatever, I’m doing so good I don’t even care...”

Well, do they? DO THEY?

eta: Also it’s worth noting that Canada does not have a trade surplus with the US, we have a $8.4B deficit, a number that the US Commerce Department agrees with but who needs facts when you’ve got MAGA ammirite?

Impeachment is just the term for laying charges against the president and is the first step before removal. Clinton was impeached but was aquitted.

...even though I wrote ‘precedence’ instead of ‘precedent’ ::cringe::

anyhow, let’s just hope that the next congress has enough of a spine to do what needs doing.

In the short term, yes, we would be stuck with a potentially more terrible president than before (of course impeachment assumes a Dem controlled congress, so he might not get much done!). But in the long term, it could be much worse.: If this kind of stuff is allowed to slide, it sets an awful precedent for the future…

Ha, serves me right for not reading first.

I’ve read that there are several decent cases for impeachment (to date): obstruction of justice, personally enriching himself, colluding with foreign power, knowingly lying in official WH communications. Of course, all that matters is if Congress is willing to go forward with articles of impeachment, which at present…

Eh, he probably couldn’t get through, since you’ve been on the phone 24/7 apologizing to everyone you said horrible things about since, I dunno, the 1980s?

“Did I say make? I meant eat...” /starts laughing in deep demonic voice/

What are the odds that he thinks ‘Bipartisan Bill’ is a congressman?

“The president shit himself today, when answering questions on the upcoming Korean summit...”

#bluelivermattermore

Maybe a case of Donaldophobia? Frankly, there’s an epidemic of that going around...