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In a sign of the times, the New Hampshire legislature passed a bill that gives death benefits to teachers if “they’re killed in the line of duty.”

Probably that it’s a lie made up by the deep state conspiracy against him. If not that, then they’ll just say that he’s a very savvy businessman.

Seriously, if they haven’t changed their opinion of him so far, I don’t think this is going to make them leave his camp.

Really? The best you could come up with was ‘SPYGATE’? It sounds like a ‘90s SyFy channel series...

/tips hat/
“Fuck on, cowboy, fuck on...”

oh they definitely ‘effed up’. read the rest of the thread.

ooooo-yeah, that’s the stuff...!

oh, I remember. Those stupid chair-smashing memes make sure I never forget...

A good breakdown of why this is *very* premature

/raises hand sheepishly/

I....I still care about the pee tape...

Fucking lol. Is it any surprise that Trump views the upcoming peace talks as some kind of international diplomacy WWE Raw grudge match? The president is basic as fuck...

ah, here’s the stuff...

The talking point I’ve seen being tested out so far is “It was a shotgun and a handgun, not an ‘assault rifle’, so the so-called commonsense regulations being proposed wouldn’t even have stopped this!” (as if that wasn’t just justification for even stronger gun control)

Next up: BAN SCHOOLS! Can’t get shot in a classroom if there’s no classroom. Checkmate, libs...

Despite the disgusting, illegal and unwarranted Witch Hunt, we have had the most successful first 17 month Administration in U.S. history - by far!


America is gonna get so many lions...

actually, I think the catch-all term for latinx for the administration now is ‘animals’

“Blue Lives Matter, but also I should be allowed to have a assault rifle to fire at the National Guard at a peaceful demonstration”

Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson................welcome to the resistance.