Bravely defending us against the thing that has already been here for years without causing problems! What a hero...
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Trump falling ass-backwards into a possible denuclearization of North Korea and the fucking it up with his own ego would be just the most Trumpy thing he could do, like a little fractal section of his whole presidency...
From the shape of him, I’d guess he’s been holding them all in since age 12...
America’s trading partners “need to pay more because they’re using socialist price controls, market access controls, to get unfair pricing,” said Mr. Azar
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tell your children not to go your wayyy....
Oh god, there’s a team involved..?!
I dunno...seems to work pretty well on 24...
Retired Air Force Lt. Gen. Thomas McInerney said that torture “worked” on John McCain “[and that’s why] they call him Songbird John.”
jesus, they were not kidding about that state department department briefing on the Iran deal.
kinda like this one...
I just like that “Trade, where good things will happen,” makes it sound like two separate things.
“Ok Xi, now that we’ve covered trade, let’s talk about where good things will happen. The answer is: my hotel room. You see, I’ve hired two ladies that do a really neat, uh, ‘show’....”
“Our office will continue to focus on helping children and I encourage members of the media to attempt to Be Best in their own professions”
Did you know, that the easiest way, to look smart, is to use, lots, and lots, of, commas?
“In the meantime, WITCH HUNT!”
Wasn’t that Crooked H’s first single?
“They’re acting like storm troopers—give me a break, baby!”
pretty sure that is also true.
Did you foresee that there would be so much medical drama under a Trump presidency, because I really didn’t!
Ah. Everything is illuminated...
Yes it’s real, and dude is a professor of economics at George Mason University. Somehow.