It’s sexual economics!

it’s all a rich tapestry of misogyny?

Chance was not letting that ‘thanks’ stand...

To get his color right they would have had to source a *lot* of earwax...

It’s so weird how he refers to his nominees as “good (hopefully great)”. It just sounds like he didn’t finish reading their cv.   

Alternately, we may have found Carmen Sandiego...

Here, let me help:

In a historical sense, sure. For this president? Pretty on brand.

“Everyone enjoying this sunny day? Yeah, I did that!”

whoops, it been deleted, but replaced with the correct woman:

Important late-breaking tweet:

A letter from USCIS Director L. Francis Cissna to employees reads, “We answer to the American people who look to us to ensure that people who are eligible for immigration benefits receive them and those who are not eligible — either because they don’t qualify or because they attempt to qualify by fraud — don’t receive…

God I hope they bring back Gary Busey for this one...

“I’m doing it because I hope we can negotiate an end to this for the good of the country and because I have high regard for the president and for Bob Mueller,” Giuliani said in an interview.

There is NO PEE TAPE (except for the one with Hillary)!

“Rand Paul is a very special guy.” — Donald Trump.

We want to know how they will mitigate the risks that their products pose and how they plan to help prevent such tragedies from happening again.

I feel like this is like the beginning of a poem.

Can he help it if he has the most beautiful, big-league hotel in the world? They asked for it. Specifically.