“Many, many people want to be here,” Trump added. “Many of the leaders want to be here. They request specifically.”

another similarity :

a lot of curse words.

Brothers’ is pretty good as is...

So America is an abandoned amusement park? Yeah, that seems about right...

It’s all you need. They’re fuckers, so fuck them, pure and simple.

A head-on assault on teachers for their long summer vacations would “sound tone-deaf when there are dozens of videos and social media posts going viral from teachers about their second jobs [and] having to rely on food pantries”,

On that note, totally human-alien hybrid:

Not an actual woman, but an incredible simulation!

Oh, we don’t know all of it, but even the stuff that is public (like holding events at Trump hotels) would be enough, you’d think.

TFW you’re architecting global women’s empowerment but also the demons in your dreams won’t let you sleep...

And weirdly enough that’s the part that’s completely in the open. Like, no special investigation required, it’s all part of the public record!

White House is trying to attack Rosenstein’s credibility so he appears “too conflicted to fairly oversee the Russia investigation.”

“...something that would be very easy to do...”

Whoa...deep man....

Y’know, the first thing I thought of when I saw this tweet wasn’t “OMG the president threatening a missile attack!”, it was “Assad’s an animal that kills gasses?”

I think I’m getting jaded to this shit...

Sorry America...

Thank you for this nice bit of background. It may not surprise you to know that I know little to nothing about Utah and its people, so I’m embarrassed but happy to hear that some of my negative preconceptions of it are off-base.

Isn’t ‘TOTAL WITCH HUNT’ that new reality show on ABC? Maybe he’s making a cameo.

BuzzFeed News found [anti-muslim] incidents involving Republicans since 2015 in every state but Utah,