Still, you can’t deny that it’s the Worst In US History™. That’s just a fact.

whatever it is, it’s genetic...

Well, he was really shaken up when Steve Bannon asked him to feed him a stray cat...

...and I’ll bet the ensuing 15 years have only improved Don Sr’s mental prowess...

Tiny face, or giant head? I can’t decide...

Meanwhile, at the state department...

Trump installs former ‘Fox and Friends’ host as under secretary of state

Finally, the merger of white house and F&F’s is getting underway...

Hey, this is the guy that famously got to the bottom of the election interference issue by asking Putin twice if he did it. I mean, sure, he might lie once, but two times? Never.

I love the term Space Force. It sounds like one of those Turkish Star Wars knockoffs.

We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.

so, which one do you figure will be the next SC judge...?

/frantically pressing ctrl-z in missile program after accidental launch/

Claim?

Next year: “Asian land wars are good, and easy to win,”

I think it depends a bit on the color of you skin and/or collar.

/phone buzzes/
Appointment Reminder :: Marital Duties with Mother :: 7:30-7:45
“Sigh...stay strong, Mikey boy...”

Hey, if fetuses were armed with AR-15s, no doctor would dare try to abort them.

“Let me admonish you as we go forward in this cause in 2018 to understand while we have made great progress, we have much work left to do.”

Do you think he calls her that during sexy times?

...and he’d been so consistent up until now...!

Oh man, lobotomized prisoners are going to be building the wall, aren’t they?