What? Donald Trump is more powerful than any assault rifle! In fact, I would definitely encourage him to run directly towards any active shooter he happens to come across, as fast as he can, yelling his own name.

Also also Donald Trump:

Donald Trump: I would have totally rushed into the school and taken out that shooter with my bare hands!

Also Donald Trump:

I’ve watched a few clips from more recent episodes and I just can’t. At the risk of sounding like one of those ‘they raped my childhood!’ assholes, that show just meant so much to me when Iwas a teenager that I really just prefer to pretend it ended long ago...

Maggie shot the rich right-wing industrialist. If Lisa is the Democrat party, Maggie is the weather underground.

Clearly the deputy was not ‘adept’ with guns. He should have passed off his pistol to the 2nd period social studies teacher.

A “gun free” school is a magnet for bad people. ATTACKS WOULD END!

Still funny after all this time:

/shrug/ I guess, but I think it’s pretty well understood by everyone that’s he’s funny to watch but would be a terrible person to know. Just like most comedy protagonists.

Unpopular? The whole point of his character is that he’s a stupid, selfish oaf.*

*at least I assume that is still his character. I haven’t watched in in 15 years because...well, you know.

The GOP role model, everyone:

Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip...

So only qualified people should handle guns, but that’s most people, so give them to all the teachers, but keep them out of the hands of crazy people...am I understanding that right?

“He will be missed by Christians and all religions.”

I always preferred...

fucking nice.

hooray for President Grifter and sons...

Oh btw, can you guess who is headlining this year’s CPAC?