It still amazes me that Don Jr can make a trip to India as head of the Trump corporation to sell access to his father and license his family name for luxury hotels,all of which will undoubtedly be going into Don Sr’s pockets the minute he’s no longer in the Oval Office.

And they made Jimmy Carter sell his damn peanut…

“I’m too smart to do something that stupid!” yells man stupidly drawing attention to the thing he’s trying to get people to ignore.

Meanwhile, the campaign is already underway to try smear the kids as crisis actors.

Here is an actual story of what happens:

Oh indeed...

Speaking of wasteful decisions, that military parade’s gonna cost $30 million.

does a thousand-yard stare count as proof?

Unlike the seven presidents who came before him, Donald Trump does not read

Writer Lizzie Skurnick opines that regular-ass sex has disappeared from most current books aimed at young adults 

“He says he’s innocent, and I think you have to remember that,” Trump said on Friday. “He said very strongly yesterday that he’s innocent, but you’ll have to talk to him about that.”

Oh, the carefree days when we still thought there might be some kind of plan in place to minimize the damage Trump might do...

Does the president usually lead a prayer at these breakfasts? I’d really like to hear that.

“Lord, thank you for this food...it’s great food, incredible food...and I tell you Lord, I know good food, I serve only best, best food at my hotels and golf courses...”

Feels like it’s inappropriate to make a sex joke here.

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

“Who are we to tell Mother Earth what temperature she should be? Are we so arrogant..!”

on the other hand, she does look like the kind of person who takes a horse tranquilizer every morning just to get through her work day. So, uh, experience, I guess?

...but they kept burning when he ashed on them.

...including fixing MS-13 loopholes...

The advisers have also argued that on other matters — like the allegations that the president asked the former F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, to end the investigation into the former national security adviser Michael T. Flynn — the president acted within his constitutional authority and cannot be questioned about…