I hear doctors also diagnose neuro-degenerative conditions from the commentary section of a movie interview.

IBU as a measurement is kinda useless without an OG-FG range. You can make a bitter-tasting low IBU beer or a sweet one with substantial IBUs.

Yeah, but half of all shots are now birthday cake or latte flavored so drinking Malort is like an old man yelling at a cloud. Just a far more harmful version. 

Call me a hipster if you must, but Malort > Fireball. It is, at the very least, a grown-folks shot for adult folks who feel the need to do shots for some reason.

Nice to see it’s still got that totally unmelted cheese thing going

Quizno’s is still around? Huh. 

Five Guys literally doesn’t salt their burgers (it’s a relatively open secret you can verify if you like). Your favorite burger shouldn’t be the pile of other shit on top of the actual burger. 

Tremendous achievement for the Washington Buildings Where Legislatures Meet.

Oh, for sure. A major studio MLB-licensed release, totally hear you. I will say I think the SMB series has got the best difficulty curve and hitting of any game I’ve played in forever.

What were your issues with the first one? This one’s basically an enhanced version of that one with online play, more customization, and whatnot. Also, it’s free this month on Gold, so there’s that.

This one’s great!

Wrigley is pretty famous for having some dumb-ass ignorant shirts sold outside the park. The less said about “Horry Kow” the better. It seems to have gotten better by degrees lately, but you can still reliably get a “Puck the Fackers” tee for a cool $15.

If only there were a font that shows how furiously I’m doing the wanking motion at you, the self-appointed Bacon Police. Alas, the limitations of the Internet.

Hot take there, Belushi.

Candied bacon is for assholes. Complaining about people liking candied bacon is for superstars.

Candied bacon is for assholes. Complaining about people liking candied bacon is for superstars.

Spoken like someone who either remembers this scene wrong or doesn’t have kids and know how they scream like that about every-damn-thing at that age.

“Hey, you know what’s a good business to be in these days? Print media.”

How much do you think alt-weekly journalism pays?

That’s a big “that aside” though. Even brown glass will eventually let UV in, and the skunking reaction is self-perpetuating.