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If only they had a receiver who could transform into that kind of player. But that’s outlandish. That would be like asking a robot to transform into a pistol.

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

Gotham City Rogues head coach Bill Cowher would disagree.

Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.

We had chickens on our farm when I was growing up, and they are awful animals. They are noisy little shit factories undeserving of respect, unlike the other noisy shit factory animals which seemed somewhat worthy of respect. (Ducks are borderline.)

Based on Kelsi's Instagram, she finds Chlamydia kinda catchy.

Charlie Cox as Deborah Ann Woll and Deborah Ann Woll as Karen Page.

Sorry, I’m not a graphic designer.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

Ugh. Constant sports success is wasted on you perpetually aggrieved babies.

“Sure Boston is filled with racist ‘Southies’ but what about gun violence in Chicago, huh? How come no one ever talks about that?”

A "hot hand" is what got Jameis Winston suspended in the first place.

Well, there is the whole Nick Foles hot hand that seemed to work out pretty well for a team last year, despite career numbers not wildly better than Fitzpatrick.  

Nobody cares.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

oh please, dude, take your (either) big Pharma-pushing opioid defense or B, oxycodone addicted ass back to the “Pain as the 5th vital sign” chatroom and complain there to other pillheads about the “real” epidemic of sick and injured fat Americans who need 240 15-mg Roxies a month to “just live pain free” or at least

They’re closing the exit? Are you shitting me?

“Great Moments in Poop History” eventually just became “Long, Boring & Fake Stories About Pooping”

...bench yourself from writing never again.

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!