It’s adorable that you think carrying Pepsi’s water for them is a worthwhile story to publish.

“The result was a deeper Pepsi with a refreshing aftertaste.”

All the shit going on in college sports and you’re picking out $200 for shoes and a partial scholarship?

Pulled pork is cheap and fine. Brisket is potentially transcendent, but a lot harder to do well. Also what country are you referring to where brisket is a Midwestern thing? Certainly not the country with all the loud Texans in it.

Jeez, we can’t even trust Profile Magazine these days?

Since this article seems like the exact place for this kind of pedantry, I’ll go ahead and say it:

And these bars you go to, they have one towel for wiping everything or what?

It is not at all difficult to wash and dry a glass so the bubbles don’t cling to crap on the side. It tells you, at a glance, that there’s no oil, grease, or detergent left on the sides of the glass. Literally the definition of simplicity. You’re being obtuse about it because you either overthinking it or you’re an…

“Whoa, the Duchess of Windsor here wants a clean glass!”

You can. It’s not all that hard. You just sound like you suck at washing glasses.

Where did you read that was the other option?

I’m responding so next time one of my Yinzer friends tell me that “hey, most of us aren’t goobers,” I can pull this up on my phone. You people will never miss the opportunity to jack off whatever mediocre player you decided on today in the most unpleasant way possible. Here’s hoping your very last Super Bowl…

Sansaire delivered (after delays) a pretty solid sous vide circulator for what, at the time, was still a pretty great price. They’ve been lapped on price and hardware a few times over since, but it was a good result at the time.

Your regular morning piss was in the sink in your bedroom? It’s like a lost Bukowski poem.

“Good luck staying awake for another half hour after housing an enormous beef burger and fries.”

Post-screening update: Man, you’re full of shit. I hope you learn to enjoy something. Perhaps another hobby, even.

“Wait is this... a thing? I feel old, and like maybe I should hide the Swiss Miss packets when the neighbor boy comes over to mow the lawn.”

Yes, this unfair perception that a business based on the lowest-cost ingredients cooked by the lowest-skill workers in the industry is maybe kinda mediocre. Incredibly offensive.

I think the use of “Brooklyn” is this context means “YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?!?” rather than the borough.

Well, that’s the big one, so I’m not sure why the amusement tax or grocery bag tax is moving the needle to the tune of thousands. No one’s accusing you of white-flighting, but you sure seem to be moving the goalposts around when people here start to give you examples of why they disagree. If you’re happy where you’re…