Dude. You just compared the Beatles to the fucking 2015 White Sox.

Yeah, the chili rant annoyed me too. (Though it made some damn good chili.)

Well the tournament’s kind of boring right now so I’ll feed the troll.

You know I hadn’t even thought of that... How could you say: “Hey LaRoche, why don’t you close your eyes at the plate next time, it might help...” if his 14 year old son is standing right there?

This was what I was thinking. LaRoche seems like one of these young earth, kill the homos, ‘Murica types. He’s friends with the guy from Duck Dynasty for Christ’s sake.

You know I really like these columns, (and I liked Albert’s before) but they definitely hit a point where they passed “fun and sarcastic” and became “angry and abrasive”. I feel like like I’m reading Hunter S. Thompson telling me how to make meatballs, except - no offense - with inferior writing.

I haven’t been in years, but Snug Harbor is the coolest jazz bar I’ve ever been in.

Who is everyone’s pick to win the tournament?

Well the article says six months to a year and even if it was just a few months I’m not married, so it sounds like an already housebroken dog would be the correct option for me.

Yeah “watch out for that rim” is some cold shit. That was awesome.

So six months to a year of leaving the puppy in the crate at night, or when I’m gone at work - which I will note is eight hours and longer than she can probably hold it - then watching her every second other than that.

I recently pet-sat my parents new puppy they were trying to crate-train (it did not go well) and I have a question they could not really seem to answer.

Counterpoint: This (while probably not going to resemble the final stadium in any way) looks fucking awesome.

I laughed.

I’m not much of a baseball fan.

Peyton Manning last year was the worst QB in the league. It wasn’t close.

Not to put to fine a point on it, but if you see one, you’re probably fucked. They’re pretty good about staying out of people’s way, but they’re like other big cats in that now and then one gets a taste for humans...

Whiting Ranch right? I lived literally a block from that park entrance when that happened.

Um...

Keith Olbermann has Tim Wakefield’s fastball.