Um...

Ha!

Yeah I don’t know where “Jon is definitely dead” came from. He is more alive than Rob Gronkowski.

I guess we have different definitions of “de-escalation”.

The girl in the white shirt pushes him in the back, and he definitely turns and moves her with his right arm, but he seems to be trying to de-escalate a fight he didn’t start.

I hate all politicians, so I’ll stand in as neutral.

That was exactly what I thought. Like... Mrs. Payton, you have some explaining to do.

Um... was this English?

Sounds really great and great to see Foodspin back.

To paraphrase Matt Taibbi, we only want our reporters to METAPHORICALLY suck the dicks of the powerful.

Hi Carmelo!

Planet Hollywood maybe (though how that’s a chain restaurant is beyond me) I’ve been to 80% of the other entries though and I kind of think you’re full of shit, unless you can provide specifics.

I couldn’t ever figure out why the “mediocre bar food with a side of permanent hearing loss due to the deafening TV/music volume” didn’t catch on.

I would eat a Grand Slam before any item offered at any establishment on this list.

I don’t think you get this question. Maggiano’s is like 35-40 fucking dollars a plate for an entree.

I want to know how they can rate it so high when everything on their menu tastes like a pile of steaming dogshit on a plate?

Who is his fucking financial advisor, MC Hammer?

This was similar (if my memory’s right) to the end of Mourning’s career.

LOL.