The argument vis a vis Kareem and Shaq (or Wilt for that matter) is that Kobe has spent his whole career with the Lakers and therefore his performance for the franchise might be the best (that’s why he’s the Lakers career leader in points by a mile and a half).

Um... I was a college athlete during the Clinton presidency and took off my twenties to ... well frankly to drink all the time and gain twenty pounds. Now I don’t fit in my pants and have to start working out.

I had for as long as I can remember a small hard spot right on my left jawline under the skin. Never thought much about it. Two months ago my long time gf says for the first time: “hey do you have a bump here?”

Don’t know much about her music generally, but this was definitely wisely arranged to keep her right in a comfort zone. The lower and higher stuff mostly gets whispered, and then she lets loose on the chorus right in the middle of her register (I have no idea if this is the key the original is in.)

I first thought I was going to get to listen to Taylor Swift covering “Your Wildest Dreams” by The Moody Blues.

Exactly.

When I read the headline I legitimately thought that was Gordie Howe.

From now on when I am sad I will watch that Vine... And a smile will come to my face.

That’s insulting...

So basically he comes in and turns one of the more consistently drama free organizations in the NFL into a behind the scenes shitstorm in three years, and now the fucking 49ers want to hire him.

So the only people who spoke out about it were the team’s two best skill position players who completely by coincidence were probably the guys most confident they would have a career somewhere else if Kelly got rid of them...

Horseshit. They got rid of DeSean Jackson because he hated it immediately. And it took LeSean McCoy ten minutes of being out of ten before he started running his mouth about what a dick Kelly was.

This is a common misconception. Maybe “control freak” is the wrong term.

Here’s the deal: Kelly was every bit the control freak that guys like Schiano or Saban were. He just masked it better.

I love that your screen name is Captain Pedantic and you apparently have no idea what pedantic means.

I watch literally zero college basketball and have been wondering for months how a college team featuring an (expected) generational NBA player can be unranked. Thanks for the clarification.

I love that you used “I know you are but what am I?” as an argument, AND that on Jezebel, which is pretty far from The National Review tons of people still agree with old-ass, ugly-ass David Spade.

FINE. I’ll post it.

Merry Christmas.

Seriously though, fuck Kyle Wagner.