No. Prison guards are outnumbered a hundred to one and tend to focus on preventing/punishing crimes that matter - like people trying to kill each other.

That is really fucking cool.

Funniest thing to me is they’re putting it in fucking Carson supposedly. Which means it will conveniently be a nightmare to reach both for most of LA and most of Orange County. Long Beach people are stoked though!

I assert things too!

Thanks God. I’m glad I have a divine being to shine down wisdom instead of.. you know.. engaging in the exchange of different ideas and stuff.

I’m honestly just trolling. I haven’t watched a hockey game in ten years and know no more about it than what can be gleaned playing many many hours of NHL 95 with one’s brother.

Think you can clutch your pearls a little harder? He hit nothing but air on the middle two shots. Plotnikov barely seemed annoyed.

I couldn’t focus on enjoying Howard’s pain because I was too busy plotting ways to sneak into Kenny Smith’s house and murder him.

Aw. It’s cute when you think you’re clever.

The NFL’s obsession with getting it’s utterly incoherent rules “right” is pretty hilarious to me.

Jen Kirkman? Who never even named the guy she was talking about and specifically said nothing happened she just thought he was creepy?

ACTUALLY - it was Grand Moff Tarkin, not Darth Vader who ordered the destruction of Alderaan as a demonstration of the power of the Death Star.

I know I’m going to regret asking this, but is there a word I can call people when I get mad, Great Teacher?

What is this weird phenomenon where a few days later the late to the party grays make comments that have been extensively discussed in the thread already?

Oh my God.

Yes. Because we all hate you.

Leave his ignorance of what the triad is aside. His answer is utterly incoherent. It hurts my head to read it.

Thanks Mr. Trump.

I will give you a million dollars if you can point to the spot in my comment where I said “it’s okay”.

Thanks God. While you’re laying down absolute moral pronouncements, can you clear up the whole train switch thought experiment?